“Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he’s carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he’s carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you’re drunk.”
~Jack Handy*~
*thanks to Kevin Grossman for suggesting we “mix it up” and add some Jack Handy. Brief PSA about the quote though – If you indeed drink enough to see this in real life, please get a friend to drive you home.





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May 15, 2009 at 9:41 am
Kevin W. Grossman
I am moved beyond words and I haven’t even started drinking yet.
Thank you!
May 15, 2009 at 10:38 am
Lauren
Kevin –
You are more than welcome! I immediately spent time creating this masterpiece just for you after your comment last week. Glad you stopped by even though I haven’t “officially” listed with Fatherhood Friday yet! (BTW, Happy FF!)
Lauren
May 15, 2009 at 1:35 pm
Mocha Dad
Jack Handy’s quotes were brilliant.
May 15, 2009 at 2:07 pm
Otter
That is hilarious. I could read deep thougths by Jack Handy all day long. I can never remember any of them so thanks for sharing one.